Crap. That was no one. Bet you it was Mother-in-Law who never leaves messages. Anyway, on irc now talking some English guy living in the Caribbean. From #phonesex... old habits die hard. I first logged onto that channel ten years ago. I met Husband there. I met loads of people through IRC. I still prefer it to ICQ, Yahoo, MSN Messenger, web-enabled chat rooms and the like. It feels raw, basic and satisfyingly lo-fi.